Nothing that I wouldn't do.....
Well the main reason me and Nikki travelled all the way to Ross on Wye (home to a certain Top Gear presenter). Was to attend the Hereford county fair where he was to be the president again. It was good last year I enjoyed it and it would probably be my only chance this year to say “hello” to him. Our hotel the Chase Dale was just outside the town, a lovely old-fashioned hotel. There is no train station and only a bus an hour to Ross from Hereford so it is quite cut off if you don’t drive. A lovely place full of quant shops.
I booked us a taxi the night before to make sure we would get there (there are only 3 taxi firms in Ross). A man said, “Yes we have one left about 10.25” in a very strong West Country accent, so ok it was booked.
At 10.15 we both went down to wait outside for the taxi. I was feeling nervous and was worried that it wouldn’t turn up. ‘Wonder who will be there. The usual suspects I guess…umm hurry up would we get there in time’. I was already worried as you do when you know you have to be somewhere at a certain time.
Wish I had phoned about 10am to check it was on its way. But thankfully about half ten it turned up and an oldish man got out. Great here we go I thought. He said, “do you know where we are going?” he asked. I replied “Hereford County show, Whitfield court”. He said he didn’t have a clue where that was. I tried to explain it was 7 miles southwest of Hereford on the A65 as that was the instructions that the website had.
So we all got into the taxi and he drove onto the main road. I didn’t spot a sat nav or a map anywhere in sight! I got my phone out to Google the address as my phone has directions. We thought he was heading towards Hereford. When we arrived at the roundabout he took the opposite exit to Hereford. Under my breath I said he is going the wrong way, but I thought maybe he knew to take another route and turn off somewhere so I didn’t think anymore of it.
I tried to give the man instructions of where to turn off, and Nikki was too and we were trying to write them down, but he seemed to totally ignore anything we said and we continued to get lost.
It then began to sink in that he (or we think) he hadn’t a clue where he was going. I tried to tell him to turn off in the direction the map was telling me but he seemed to ignore that. I think both me and Nikki started to panic by this time. Nikki said “oh take us back to Hereford! We will start again”. I then said “NO we can’t we haven’t got time, if we go back now we could just end up lost again”. It was about 11am by this time. I knew from last year Richard arrived at the show about half 11! So I was praying we would at least get there by 12.
He continued to drive, I began to feel sick inside and panic. We were truly lost, or at least me and Nikki were. At least I wasn’t on my own. I would’ve been REALLY scared if I had been alone. He was also driving quite fast and all I could see was fields and sky for miles. I couldn’t concentrate on anything.
THEN I spotted the metre “OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!” I said out loud, but this time I felt too frustrated to be polite. It was costing us £37 so far and we were lost.
The taxi driver got a call from the office! “You know where you are going?...Can’t see it on the map”…I can’t remember what else was said I was boiling up inside no matter how calm I seemed on the outside. A BLOODY taxi driver without a map or a sat nav! He might as well been on a horse and cart. He was local and surely knew his way around from Ross to Hereford? After all it was the next town!!! I think he was literally taking us for a ride!
FINALLY I saw a sign for Hereford 5 miles, right at least we were in the right direction. I spotted a car sales garage “Stop here we can ask directions!” and for once the driver listened. Nikki got out and it looked good! Yes she had got some directions..so fingers crossed. The driver actually managed to follow them just about. PHEW we finally saw signs for the show…and then the traffic slowed down to almost a halt we still had some way to go though as I could see cars as far as I could in front. Moving a snails pace I thought at least we are nearly there. I even considered getting out and walking the rest but I knew I couldn’t. We reached the sign that said 200 yards to entrance. We made him pull in by the bus stop.. The metre read £63! He said “don’t worry about the change, just give me the £60”. I was quite annoyed and replied, “oh you can take the rest of the day off now after that fare”. I wish I had refused to pay that now as we were told it would be about £30, what if we had only had that amount on us!!!? I was angry but didn’t show it!
We started to walk and follow the flow of the cars toward the estate. I turned to Nikki and said “Oh I wish someone would stop and give us a lift”. Not long after I did this man hung his head out of his 4x4 and said “Need a lift?”. I replied, “are you offering? Yes please”.
He pulled over a rather handsome man dressed in full country attire, tweed flat cap, jeans and checked shirt jumped out. He had a look of Richard about him! (if only it was). He told us to jump in. he made space in the back. The shelf divided Nikki and me usually that was used in the boot, but he had his 2 Terrier dogs in the back (it did smell a bit doggy LOL). The couple were very friendly and asked where we had come from. When they found out I was from Liverpool the man said, “Oh I used to live on the Wirral”. It turns out he lived in Hoylake, the rough part he said. They now live the other side of the estate. He said it was a VERY long walk up to the show ground. So I am glad we got a lift. We wouldn’t have made it in time. I noticed he even had a silver bracelet on his left wrist (like Rich wears). I caught him checking his bright white teeth in the rear view mirror, which almost made me laugh out loud but I just grinned to myself. We explained what had happened to us with the taxi and he advised us that we should try and get a lift back to Hereford or Ross, plenty of people would be going that way and he was sure someone would. We arrived at the gate where we were supposed to pay. I had my purse at the ready and the man just said “two in the front” they got tickets and then drove in! We got in free! Nikki said thanks as she thought after what had happened that would be way of compensation. I don’t know how they didn’t see me in the back though; children are free but I hardly look that young!
They parked up and told us to enjoy our day. We never got to find out the kind peoples names, not because we were being rude. I think we were still in a state of panic from the taxi journey. We wondered down to the show and there we saw exactly what we had come all this way to see Richard Hammond.
By half three we had seen Richard and were both knackered and totally exhausted. We had also caught the sun and got a little burnt. I was feeling quite funny and thought I might have heat stroke. We wandered around the car park, I felt quite sick. I asked a few people if they were heading back to Hereford or Ross. But the people I asked either said no or they had kids and animals with them. We went up to where the cars were leaving the car park, I even tried to put my thumb up to stop someone but no one did. I thought I would have to resort to St John’s Ambulance if I started to feel any worse. I spotted a couple that didn’t have any animals or kids with them. I asked Nikki if she would ask them she did and they said YES, They were a couple about the same age as my parents I think. They said they would drop us off in Hereford and we agreed to pay for their trouble, petrol is so expensive these days. They were called Jean and Ian and lived in Ledbury. Lovely place I’ve been there. We explained what had happened to us that day. They said they would drop us back in Ross in the end which was great for us and we were very grateful to them. If I had been anywhere else I don’t think I would have dare ask a stranger for a lift, but all the people we met this weekend were VERY helpful apart from that bloody taxi driver, who was sooo relaxed and not bothered it was worth a jobs worth award!
It certainly is a different world down there, they seem to live in a different time. Different from what I am used to but it was interesting and I liked it at least for a weekend!
Taxi firm we used...a joke surely!